The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt summer above large golden-yellow numerals "1912"

above large golden-yellow numerals "1912" with "Established In" alongside

Forty bucks

Golden-yellow numerals "18" and "90" flank the mascot

Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY" printed below the arrows

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt summer above large golden-yellow numerals "1912"Stuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a