Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - Long Sleeve T-Shirt harrisburg flanked by gold laurel branches

flanked by gold laurel branches

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Whether you’re wheeling and dealing like Fred

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

and delivered by a guy who dares you to complain

Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - Long Sleeve T-Shirt harrisburg flanked by gold laurel branchesChet's franchise expansion proves that contempt is a viable business model when your signature dish doubles as a punishment. Somehow a guy who peaked in tube socks built an empire on open hostility and health code violations. Inspired by Weird Science. The Details: Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape, with yellow script reading "Chet's" and yellow text reading "SINCE 1985." Red block letters on a yellow marquee