Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy A golden four-leaf clover shamrock

A golden four-leaf clover shamrock graphic sits positioned to the right of the text elements

and toppling a galactic superpower with prehistoric siege weapons

a Polynesian A-frame structure

Puffy white bubble-letter text reads "SMOKE" with billowing cartoon smoke clouds rising behind and around the lettering

Brown cursive script reads "Biscayne" above bold seafoam-green block text reading "CAFETERIA

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy A golden four-leaf clover shamrockTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &