Farkus - Yellow Eyes - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretches

White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretches horizontally in a jagged zigzag pattern across the chest

Green cursive script reads "Famed For Friendliness" above deep purple hand-lettered text reading "Shoreham-Norman

Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below

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A digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in a blue top hat

Farkus - Yellow Eyes - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretchesDesign inspired by Scut Farkus, the bully from A Christmas Story. He had yellow eyes! So help me god, yellow eyes! Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex sweatshirt. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic sweatshirts in the USA.