Safety Third - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Nutcrackers spent centuries on mantels

Nutcrackers spent centuries on mantels before someone finally gave them the introduction they deserved

Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

Rounded groovy cream text arched across the top reads "GIANT SQUID JOKES" above "KRAKEN ME UP" in a retro 1970s bubble typeface

J" in smaller capitals

flanked by small stylized clouds

Safety Third - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Nutcrackers spent centuries on mantelsRanking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story. The Details: Slightly arched white varsity style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon style hands in skin tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse. Fit &