I'd Ride That - Unisex Sweatshirt phoenix which statistically nobody is prepared

which statistically nobody is prepared for

Smaller text at the bottom reads "in the SUNSHINE CITY OF ARIZONA

Old English white text below reads "BIG WORM'S ICE CREAM" with "LA | CA" at the bottom

Teal script text reads "Zihuatanejo

making the Jewels a rare point of local pride

I'd Ride That - Unisex Sweatshirt phoenix which statistically nobody is preparedJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching