Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt butler topped with a distressed crown

topped with a distressed crown illustration

beside distressed white handwritten text reading "Since 1959

Stick figures have been silently enduring crosswalks and bathroom doors for decades

Teal text reads "LA" and "CA" flanking the dragon's lower body

Southern California had hundreds of bowling alleys

Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt butler topped with a distressed crownVelociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying rsum in academia. Plato never had claws, which is probably why his republic lasted longer than the Cretaceous. The Details: Green toned etching style illustration of a velociraptor bust draped in a toga and crowned with a laurel wreath. Golden tan serif text below reads "Philosoraptor." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long