Alpha Male - Unisex T-Shirt hartford Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "I RUN" on the first line

Inspired by Gremlins

"18" and "92" flank the mascot

flanked by saguaro cacti

injections of unknown origin

Alpha Male - Unisex T-Shirt hartford Distressed white block text readsPoodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male. The wolf pack hierarchy was debunked, but the fluffy dog in a flower crown remains peer reviewed. The Details: A pastel rainbow arch in pink, yellow, green, blue, and purple bands frames a digital illustration of a fluffy white poodle with its tongue out. Colorful flowers in blue, pink, and yellow