Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 The lower two lines continue

The lower two lines continue in matching crimson block text reading "CHRISTMAS" then "MOVIE

" Diagonal parallel black lines extend above and below the banner

which says more about the food than the service

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A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability

Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 The lower two lines continueVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.