Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_os Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "CAMPING" above a weathered campsite scene depicting a tan tent

Ricky Butler holding that photo like a man who has never investigated the origin of anything in his life is peak cul-de-sac energy

A yellow sign on the body reads "MUTT CUTTS" and "PROVIDENCE RI" in dark hand-lettered text

" "PIONEER LEAGUE

because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread

Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_os Distressed white block text readsAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading