Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Meet Pink Floyd the Barber

Meet Pink Floyd the Barber

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rendered in white and muted skin tones with visible dot patterning

Light blue spaced block letters read "WALDMAN'S" above a white three-pointed crown icon

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Meet Pink Floyd the BarberOrdering a phased plasma rifle at a strip mall gun shop is the most deadpan retail interaction in sci fi history. Filling a requisition form from 2029 at a Reagan era counter is just grocery shopping with a kill list. Inspired by The Terminator. The Details: Stacked left aligned white geometric sans serif text reads "PHASED PLASMA RIFLE IN THE 40 WATT RANGE," with "IN THE" set noticeably smaller than the surrounding lines. Select letters carry thin