Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Piñatas are the only socially

Piñatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding

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Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper

Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Piñatas are the only sociallyOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold