I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Printed on our super soft

Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

Matrix saying "let's party" while holding enough steel to deforest a small island is the most honest mission statement in 80s cinema

a small campfire with orange and red flames

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Camping being in-tents is the kind of pun a dad spends forty years perfecting while his family dies slowly inside

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Printed on our super softBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked